“AH HA! FINALLY, THE END GAME OF THE DEEP STATE IS REVEALED! STREAMING SERVICE PRODUCTION CONTRACTS! We’re through the looking glass here, people!”

They’ve been getting a lot of attention ever since some lady put up three of them outside Ebbing, Missouri.

There’s awards for billboards?!?!?!?!?

Cool, now anything bad that happens to me today I can blame on superstitious outside forces instead of taking responsibility for my own self-destructive habits. Thanks!

I think it’s kind of poetic that Gilliam’s white whale of a film is finally being made with the man who starred in his masterpiece, Brazil.

Incongruous and Terry Gilliam?!

All who view this trailer... will eventually die!

We have all been feeling that way since November 8th, 2016 but we need to move on.  

I think it was even pre-box office success Johnny Depp, maybe about the same time Ed Wood was getting made. His inclusion was necessary because the lead would have been a European actor, relatively unknown to US audiences (Jean Rochefort).

That is just crazy superstiti................AHHHHHHHHHHH

Sometimes, if you study the apparently random chaos of events, you can hear the deep polyphonic voice of the Universe itself whispering: “No, not Johnny Depp. He’s awful. No, stop.”

As great as Jonathan Pryce looks in this, I’m still sad that due to John Hurt’s passing we missed out on him in the lead role.

This trailer will be like the VHS tape in “The Ring.” All who watch it will suffer a terrible fate.

Yeah, none of this lessens my enjoyment of the movie. It’s best just not to think about the business side of this at all. Hammond’s business plan, if I remember correctly, includes “Conduct secret offshore genetic experiments and then spring them upon the world as a fait accompli.” Before you even get to the…

There are enough holes that you pretty much just have to go along for the ride. For instance, the investors have already completely built the place before being able to secure insurance coverage and board approval? “Sure, let’s build this multi-billion dollar park in the hopes we will one day be able to open it.” Not…

I thought the lawyer invited Malcolm, and that the lawyer represented Hammond’s investors as opposed to representing Hammond. Although, that doesn’t explain why the investors would want an expert in theoretical mathematics there as one of the fact-finders. I don’t remember how it plays out in the book. But in the…

Why would you write out characters in a Jurassic Park movie? Every unnecessary character is someone who can get eaten by a dinosaur later in the script.

The header for the “Related Stories” section is perfect

He is pretty much the, ‘see I told you so’ guy. But if he’d been played by someone less charismatic than Goldblum I reckon he’d be a forgotten character.

I liked the character and thought he brought some needed skepticism to the proceedings, but ever since reading the book when it was first released, wondered why Hammond would select a fringe mathematician as one of his handful of experts to evaluate the park. What if things had gone well? “See, my math professor…