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“AH HA! FINALLY, THE END GAME OF THE DEEP STATE IS REVEALED! STREAMING SERVICE PRODUCTION CONTRACTS! We’re through the looking glass here, people!”

They’ve been getting a lot of attention ever since some lady put up three of them outside Ebbing, Missouri.

There’s awards for billboards?!?!?!?!?

My favorite little location error came from my GPS. I flew cross country, rented a car at SFO, plugged in my GPS, told it I wanted to go to Sausalito, and the GPS told me to turn left out of my driveway, go to the end of the street I live on, and turn right. That would be fine, if I was driving to Sausalito from where

If you were flying, and used onboard WiFi, it’s possible the internet connection was provided by a ground station in Miami? Google uses various methods to get your location, including GPS and cell towers, but can sometimes also use your WiFi connection or the location of your internet uplink.

Your google account probably has. It might be a bug of some kind, but if you don’t change your password periodically or keep track of wether your account has been compromised or not, maybe you should take a moment to change the password right away, and activate 2-factor authentication if you haven’t done it yet.

Cool, now anything bad that happens to me today I can blame on superstitious outside forces instead of taking responsibility for my own self-destructive habits. Thanks!

I think it’s kind of poetic that Gilliam’s white whale of a film is finally being made with the man who starred in his masterpiece, Brazil.

Incongruous and Terry Gilliam?!

All who view this trailer... will eventually die!

We have all been feeling that way since November 8th, 2016 but we need to move on.  

I think it was even pre-box office success Johnny Depp, maybe about the same time Ed Wood was getting made. His inclusion was necessary because the lead would have been a European actor, relatively unknown to US audiences (Jean Rochefort).

That is just crazy superstiti................AHHHHHHHHHHH

Sometimes, if you study the apparently random chaos of events, you can hear the deep polyphonic voice of the Universe itself whispering: “No, not Johnny Depp. He’s awful. No, stop.”

As great as Jonathan Pryce looks in this, I’m still sad that due to John Hurt’s passing we missed out on him in the lead role.

This trailer will be like the VHS tape in “The Ring.” All who watch it will suffer a terrible fate.

Yeah, none of this lessens my enjoyment of the movie. It’s best just not to think about the business side of this at all. Hammond’s business plan, if I remember correctly, includes “Conduct secret offshore genetic experiments and then spring them upon the world as a fait accompli.” Before you even get to the

There are enough holes that you pretty much just have to go along for the ride. For instance, the investors have already completely built the place before being able to secure insurance coverage and board approval? “Sure, let’s build this multi-billion dollar park in the hopes we will one day be able to open it.” Not

Why would you write out characters in a Jurassic Park movie? Every unnecessary character is someone who can get eaten by a dinosaur later in the script.

The header for the “Related Stories” section is perfect