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i actually know one of the people who made it to the round of 100 people chosen — she’s a neighbor of mine. i should ask her what her thoughts are these days about all this. at the time, she was really excited about the idea.

More like a Organa-Skywalker-McClure-Terwilliger-Solo

But the other rocket is still going to be launched, right? You know, the one with Ross Perot, Dan Quayle, Tonya Harding, Al Sharpton, Courtney Love, Spike Lee, Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore, Rosie O’Donnell and Dr. Laura? 

When you’re right you’re right. I’m a hardcore SW fan and I’m going to wait for word of mouth before I buy tix to see Solo, if I even do. And even more surprising, to me, I realized that a week or so after seeing Last Jedi, I wasn’t even thinking about Ep 9.

But make sure to greenlight the Admiral Ackbar coming-of-age movie.

Does Lifetime make anything good? The movies seem like they might be funny or stupid, but they somehow ruin everything. Syfy is still untrustworthy, but used to be like that. They’ve come a long way.

Well, with the prequel trilogy still currently in existence, this is a pretty easy choice.

Dear Disney,

GLOW and random horror movies used to be on after Saturday morning cartoons in the 80's-90's. Apparently this is a thing we like to do.

I like crazy. I hate dumb. This sounds like the dumb might outweigh the crazy, which is too bad because the crazy sounds really fucking crazy.

You joke but i remember seeing an advert for porn during an ad break for kiddies TV on RTL+ way back in the late 80's.

So are there mermen in this setting? How do they reproduce?

Yeah, there’s a lot of daytime TV that goes like this:

I saw a “this is not for kids” ad for this show when I had Beauty and the Beast on a couple days ago, which made me think “maybe don’t advertise it during Beauty and the Beast then”.

This sounds dumb as hell.

Bone density is also how I explain my shocking weight.

You avoided addressing whether this descends into “so bad it’s good” territory.