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I was so much happier before this article informed me that this guy exists.

At least some of the Fasts and Furiouses are watchable. Or so I heard.

You know, a lot of people say that, but then you find they don’t really know the first thing about Manichaean theology. It’s just a trendy buzzword these days.

I’d think Dr. Strange’s visuals could only really impress you if you didn’t see Inception, which did the same tricks much better and more immersively. It’s sad that they couldn’t even come up with an original visualisation for his magic.

Honestly, I’d have more time for them if they were at least consistently anti-American, in which case they’d currently be trying to tear down Trump and his regime. But they’re clearly not. Their only consistent principles are to oppose Hillary Clinton and the Democrats, and to support Trump and Putin.

I guess it was too obvious to mention and everyone saw it already, but I’m a little surprised Get Out wasn’t included here.

I mean, you’ve got to admit she does a good job of appealing to her core audience in that respect.

I kinda think the Marquis de Sade was projecting, personally...
I mean, there’s no doubt that ‘power corrupts’. But I rather doubt that most powerful people in history have shared his predilections.
(Also, let’s not lump consensual kinky stuff, however weird, in with actual sexual assault and abuse.)

I’m not that familiar with the Root, but they don’t hate white people for being white, do they? That’s what a racist would do. As I understand it, they mainly mock and criticise powerful white people for how they misuse their power, but that’s hardly the same thing. And if they do sometimes moan about ‘white people’

My all-time favourite terrible sitcom title is Scrotal Recall, which was so off-putting they actually renamed it.

For a moment I thought they were also responsible for the unpronouncably stupid ‘$h*! My Dad Says’, but it turns out that was CBS.

He arguably isn’t very interesting as a director, but he is probably seen as an ‘actors’ director’ - someone who’ll give them lots of time and attention and draw out their performances. And he seems to be a genuinely nice guy to boot. No surprise people like to work with him.

Psst - you can click on the three dots to the right of a comment to bring up an edit button...

99% of advertising is mainly directed at, and absorbed by, other advertisers.
(Source: an ad.)

Trump keeps mispronouncing Abe’s name.” - Well, I’m not a President or anything, but I wasn’t sure about this one myself. Part of me thought he might be named after Abe Lincoln. Or Abe’s Oddysee.

The original article is well worth reading, and makes some deep insights into the current nature of the Internet that this weirdness demonstrates. It makes me think that the Internet, in its current form, cannot last forever. Sites like YouTube, Twitter and Facebook have got too big and unmanageable to have any real

Ooh, sounds like you’ve got a spicy insider story that somehow escaped the attention of the world’s media! Do tell us what Swift’s ‘real sexuality’ is. Preferably in intimate detail.

Yes! No. Maybe? There were too many negatives in that question...

“gives away in the trailer that Ford’s husband had an affair...”
Ford’s husband? Wow, I had no idea Zemeckis was so ahead of his time!

It’s a sobering thought that if Trump hadn’t run for President, his TV career would surely be over in disgrace by now. He’s lucky he found a business with lower moral standards than Hollywood.