Cleveland Bullpen Boat Rides

I remember last year's Bengal's preview - actually broke the record for most comments (record only lasted a few days). Back before 100 comments in the first 15 minutes became standard.

By the way - it's Clogtastica!

I've been waiting for this post - what a day! Normally, I would avoid hyperbole, but after being there in person I have to say - this was truly the greatest 12 minutes in sports.

So these kids are just walking around, minding their own business - when a notorious professional athlete decides to attack them?

Stupid sports people - if it's not airplanes it's soccer balls hitting buildings.

I understood that perfectly. Of course, I'm pretty hammered right now.

Skyline!! I feel obligated to say something. "The poop of angels" almost made me forget how much I dislike Xavier. Almost.

@algiers4:

LLLB - I had a friend give up skyline for lent one year. He pounded 5 3-ways in one sitting the day after.

With Cincinnati chili we have 3ways, 4ways, and 5ways. Which was fun to explain to people, especially those with "dirty minds".

Well, Rhodes would have the most fantasy points, so how about him for MVP.

I think TMQ just wrote "game over" in his notebook.

Rex's pass was pretty underthrown. I think he was trying to get it to Prince.

I wonder what Edgerin James is doing right now.

So is the 2nd half gonna be the real superbowl, or more like a bad game of Madden?

Oh no! The Penguin bought the Radiers! Gotham City is in trouble! To the Bat Signal!

I want him to win just so people will shut up about him not winning. I could use some originality in my life.

Too bad I got to this thread so late, because everyone missed the most important part...

As soon as he dropped to his knee - my first thought is that this guy is going to be crucified in Deadspin the next day.