Yeah, Bearcats make Deadspin!

Vicki, I thought we discussed you not spending so much time on the internet since Larry left you for gaining so much weight.

*Conspiracy alert* The NFL won't let the Bengals win because of a few bad apples. Or the tin foil stopped working - one or the other.

Wow, I can read Fred Smoot's mind right now!

Wow, he doesn't really look middle linebacker size. I hate to pile on one of my Bengals, but maybe those meth rumors were true.

I remember reading a similar story that happened during Bobby Thompson's home run - everyone's celebrating and 2 people are celebrating on the "blue" side.

I didn't know HGH came in big green bottles.

"Sorry for... uh... whatever..." - Jason Giambi

1992 - Michigan beat Cincinnati in the final four before losing to Duke. However, the Bearcats don't get "national runner up status", and by now I'm only a little bitter.

It's kinda like playing Twisted Metal with Nate Newton's rented van of goodies.

Everything happens 10 years late in Cincy - so this is actually great planning.

A D battery to the head of anyone surprised by Cleveland fans.

Former Bengal - someone had to say it...

On the bright side - somone just came up with some new fantasy football team names!

I want to enter but can't think of a memorable enough name. I guess "smith entry#1" won't cut it.

I randomly watched Beverly Hill's Cop the other day, so I totally enjoyed the "banana-in-a-tailpipe voice" quote.

I was thinking about the Cincinnati Bengals and I realized that no one can cover Chad Johnnson.

Wow, I wait all this time for the Bengals preview - not what I expected analysis-wise, but a nice read. And as any Deadspin reader knows, expect unexpected tangents.

BTW - In cincy, the "rain delay phone" is affectionately refered to as the "banana phone".

Art Long never hit a horse - verified by the policeman himself. I knew some one would bring up this shit again - and look, first comment. That story has been beaten like Barbaro.