Oh, funny story:

The Mets are on year 4 of a 25-year contract with Blockbuster Streaming.

Without trying much at all:

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

No matter what, this kids will learn to respect the National Anthem and the National Invitation Tournament!

To verify it’s provenance, they had to dust the guitar for prince.

This may be the most terrifying thing I have seen in my life. His entire weight is hanging on an inch of rounded rock.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

It’s nice to see Michigan State really cracking down on the problems in their athletic department

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

What a steal for the best QB in history!

No, Ted was Director of the World WILD LIFE Fund, a completely different organization disbanded after the early 90's after Rock and Roll died

Third Eye Blind is fucking hillarious.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

What is this?

Not a terribly bad thing for an employer to plan for, but there’s 1,173 better ways to ask this.

I was a center iceman and goalie when I was a kid. My Dad pushed me to be a forward, but my mom would shout “Let him be a goalie. He’ll always have friends”. Crazy how right she was, as I met my wife who was in the stands while I was asked to play as an emergency goalie, and most of my friends have come from being the…

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This is a song about a time when I was very, very, very, very, very sad. Breakfast, actually.

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Did I tell you that I cried?