your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college, and you’re going to want an answer better than “eating cereal and watching my parents’ TV at 2PM”.

He was talking about the people who order it.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

So wait, you’re telling me that reddit is a cespool of bitchy neck beards?

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

Deer mr. Ford,

Sure, they went to good schools. But judging by the collective command of the English language, they didn’t really LEARN anything at those schools.

That doesn’t look anything like a cars and coffee meetup and I see no spectators, how can this be? 1.5psi?

Made it over the barriers meant to stop cars.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Very tough for Brazil, and now they find themselves between Iraq and a hard place.

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

like this?

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

To be fair, 1000 miles, if taken literally by the pilot, could lead to a landing in the Gulf of Mexico.

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

“Hey, what’s the big idea? Adding extra A’s is OUR recruiting pitch.”

No helmet, tank, shorts, portrait mode. God damn. We got a winner

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.