C Ty

9/26/16

Looks nice, but can I fit my golf clubs in the trunk?

9/15/16

My piping hot take:

9/13/16

Slight water damage

9/9/16

Most of my professors wrote their own books, created new editions every year, and charged as high as $500 for an individual book. They only cared about maximizing their profits, not the students.

8/19/16

Should have just taken a few psi out of the tires

8/16/16

This is a good take - I love onions, but once you’ve had a bite of just bread and onion, you’re pretty much done with them for the rest of the cheesesteak

8/10/16

Can we please see some gymnastics with everyone wearing moon shoes?? That would be my second-favorite olympic event (nothing will ever steal curling away from me)

8/10/16

It doesn’t matter at all what you write... there’s always at least one idiot that has to call it clickbait. It’s become the new “First!”

Keep doing you Torch, I love reading your stuff!

8/1/16

No, I’d call it a Count. I know how to spell

7/26/16

My roommate and I were moving out of our apartment and we left a note in the back of the toilet for whoever came along next

7/26/16

Where’s that guy from yesterday that was so upset about the Titans post?

...turns out we were all psychic... there’s another post today!

6/21/16

As a twins fan, that was the funniest thing I’ve read today

6/20/16

I’ll make this as clear as possible. He’s as elite as Joe Flacco

6/3/16

Use the code listed in the box (R7CBI4WD) - you’ll have to enter it in at checkout

6/1/16

I was just worried about whether or not they were going to get their tacos

5/19/16

Pretty bummed Penguins didn’t make the list... Bowling pin shaped and wearing a tuxedo? Doesn’t get any better than that!

5/16/16

When I was in college, I only grabbed the green trays from the dining hall for an entire season. It was the last time the Packers won the Super Bowl. I am absolutely convinced that if I had grabbed an orange tray or something, we wouldn’t have won.

5/6/16

Had a used car salesman try to sell me a 2006 Impala SS with a “twin-turbo V6" after I corrected him and told him it was actually a N/A V8 he told me I was wrong and insisted on turning the car on so I could hear the engine.

5/6/16

It’s the Oboe - just play a clarinet you squeaky asshole!

5/6/16

Came here to make the same comment - SCOTT STERLING!!!