Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Bring back the ambulance bowling over players!

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

I clicked on the article and I was praying this would be the first comment.

Wait..so this is real?

Barnacle find.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Classic kids’ books, but please tell me you’re not in charge of teaching them how to spell. Immediately!

As predicted by the F&F franchise

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

It came from my braaaaaaaain.

Christ Harris - he redeemed Top Gear for all.

This isn’t clickbait! The title is not a lure, it’s what the fucking article is all about! I honestly believe this ridiculous shit. Really!

I’m not getting why all the vitriol here; how is an electrical assist fundamentally different from the mechanical assist of a bicycle already? Why the anger?

Equestrian competition too!

What if the capacitors/batteries are depleted from the start? All energy in the system would still be human-generated. Another commenter had that idea, and I think it’s great. Shit, lemme just add it into the article.

This isn’t clickbait – the headline says exactly what the article is about. I genuinely, unapologetically believe in this idea. And, just for you, I’m going to genuinely, unapologetically believe in even more abominable ideas AFTER the takeover! Oooh ha ha ha ha ha! YOU CAN’T STOP ME.