Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Bring back the ambulance bowling over players!

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

I clicked on the article and I was praying this would be the first comment.

Wait..so this is real?

Barnacle find.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

It’s a 10 year old Jeep Grand Cherokee charging a new Note 7. Even odds either could have caused the fire.

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Classic kids’ books, but please tell me you’re not in charge of teaching them how to spell. Immediately!

The shoopping cart was destroyed during a new world record.

As predicted by the F&F franchise

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

It came from my braaaaaaaain.

Christ Harris - he redeemed Top Gear for all.

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

That’s some really shitty traffic.