His clone probably wrecked him.

I’m not a fan of sterile, cold home designs. Then again I also think the design for the i3 is terrible too. I don’t get the design language in that car especially seeing as how the i8 looks great. But the i3? WTF...

First responder here... Seat belt buttons have been in about the same place for about 50 years. I think we’ve got it.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

Apparently that ship had boxer engines.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

This is so wrong. Don't they know that Tyler Ennis shot the puck wide right?

How would the Twins know who to put in?

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

As my dad said about the 2001 series: if we root for the Yankees, the terrorists will have won.

Well, any type of pussy really.

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

Wait, I thought it was Crosby who was supposed to be the whiner? I guess Couture didn’t get the memo.

I'm pretty sure I did this in intramural roller hockey once.

The Mustang’s driver.

The first time this guy gets buzzed by a soccer mom in a Tahoe making a late-night McFlurry run, his whole life is going to flash before his ears.

Also, the first guy to buy this and make his license plate i8 911 wins all of the things.