Why do you think that is? I’m a gay man and I genuinely do enjoy performing oral.

They can turn the dial. Nothing is “foisted” on people when it comes to radio. Plenty of ways to NOT hear it.

When I was working on a project, this guy started telling stories that were lifted word for word from Bill Maher’s novel. I’m probably the only other person to have read it. Of course, since I’m a dick, I told everyone, and we spent the rest of the project talking about the time the we were walking home in a ham…

He was also great as the priest in ‘Oz’.

I’d say I recognize him first from HBO great Oz, THEN Mr. Robot

I hope the Secret Service changes his nickname to ‘champignon’. They can tell him it means champion. He won’t know the difference. 

A favorite Charlotte Rae bit (from the film version of Hair). The only hip Society lady; dancing with Treat Williams:

Azealia has got to be tired, right?

You can’t rush a Tracy Chapman song...

This is very true, however, that doesn’t transfer responsibility for what happened to this woman to the power company. There’s no evil daddy warbucks character waiting at the switch, twirling his mustache, just counting the seconds until he can flip it and kill granny. If you have a family member on hospice, who is…

Summer started a while ago

I do within reason, but only about five rows back.  I did not get to that show an hour before the doors opened to stand in the back of the room.

Just realized how much the announcers looked like these guys

Good a time as any for this:

Ummm.... people still insist that gay men and pedophiles are one in the same, even today. You’re a shitty time traveler! do your research! :D

“Incels” are just guys who have stopped trying, because actually working on your personality and presentation to the point where someone would want to have intimate contact with you takes work, and these dudes don’t want to take on the self-reflection and put in the work.

Just send in Gary Burghoff to announce her plane was shot down over the Sea Of Japan.

one time i was having a conversation with the grownups while the kids were in the room and after i mentioned it the kid said “what’s Illuminati?” and i said, “it’s a secret cabal of elites that really rule the world,” and she said “oh,” and went back to coloring.

Didn’t realize Pierre et Gilles were making Instagram filters now.

Tatonka... not bad. :)