These gentlemen would like a word with you...

I prefer DJ Assault.

“I know something about you

I love you so much for this. I’m right on top of it Rose!

It’s a Saturday!

Something seems fishy about this whole thing.

But people aren’t like “yeah their salsa is really good and sold for a reasonable price”...... They are all “THE SALSA!!!! THE FRIGGIN’ SALSAAAAAA!”

Solange wants to be FKA Twigs..... She is no FKA Twigs....

I never understood the love for Trader Joe’s. People that like it don’t just like it..... they are cult-like about it.

Who is this jerk woman and what is she doing with my man!

Why did Whoopi have to don the yellow face?....

Can I get out of the grays please? I think this is worth it.

Rose water garbage gumdrops...

Totally.

Mother Theresa did some great work with the leppos.

Grrrr..... I’m down big guy. (Call me? *wink*)

You sound hot. I’m 6'7". Dump your wife and kids and run away with me..... We could have a nice life together!

I thought there was only one black person..... They.... All look the same to me...