America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.
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“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…
I don’t want to seem like all of the things that are words that that are used for women; they don’t have those words for males.
My dad told me that if you fart in a jar and close the lid shut for a week, the gas will condense into small black pellets like goat poop at the bottom of the jar.
And I believed him for years. YEARS!
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My dad did the following:
my dad told me the exact same thing. dads, man. <3
I told my brothers and sisters all kinds of insane shit. I convinced my sister I found her abandoned in a garbage can and brought her home to live with the family. When she was in 1st or 2nd grade and had to do some assignment about her family history, she actually told the class that story during her presentation.…
My grandpa always used to say that, when rubbing your belly around your belly button, you had to rub it clockwise because, righty tighty lefty loosy. So if you rubbed it counter-clockwise, you’d detach your butt, which would then fall off. We used to believe him when we were kids.
My brother told me that one too! He said there was a string inside your body that attached them.
The best lies come from dads.
This made me laugh. Like the body is some weird Rube Golberg-esque machine. Thank you for this gift.
That made me laugh out loud for real.
Aww, good luck MEE-chelle Norris!
Actually just exclaimed “I remember buying film!” like it is a mystical experience only you and I shared. The concert venue where I work was a Kodak processing plant prior to us moving in in 2003. What a world.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
everything up to and including the orgy was awesome.
Holy shit holy SHIT HOLY SHIT
Your brother is a diiiiiiiicckkkk.