I don’t have a playlist, but Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple is the most satisfying break up album I’ve experienced.

No playlist, but my goto’s are I Love Myself Today by Bif Naked and I Quit by Hepburn.

Truth.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

Haha yes, yours was excellent! I had starred it as soon as I read it.

http://disputations.gawker.com/should-gawker-…

VS makes the worst bras ever. and their underwear is awful too and my ass ends up eating it within 15 minutes of putting it on and then i have to spend the entire day picking it out of my butt.

Two Corinthians One Trump is the next viral video.

I feel like I need to add this as a screening question for potential mates.

Lies! The British think Hellmans is posh and have NOOOOO IDEA what the hell Miracle Whip is (I wish I didn’t know what it was...)

This is ridiculous. A miscarriage of justice doesn’t prove their innocence. Is a new trial possible???

HA! I KNEW WE NEEDED A SINGLE PAYER IN THIS COUNTRY

a rare medical condition called “auto-brewery syndrome,” in which the woman’s digestive system converts common food carbohydrates into alcohol.

She’s the Anne Hathaway of music.

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

I don’t agree that it’s a poorly designed card. 2nd and 1st runners up are both in small print. Miss Universe is in large print; and all in the natural way that we read in the West: top to bottom and left to right.

Here’s a close shot of the card that Harvey misread: