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You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

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My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Exactly! Their hands stay clean, so it’s easy, especially when very busy, to forget that the outside of the glove isn’t clean.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole

Seriously, this list has movies that were funny decades ago.

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because

Perfect comment. All the stars.

This is really the only comment this article needs.

Good find!

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I read it the same way. It has a nearly identical word shape. Also, Ben Carson would be totally OK with being interviewed a best friend that only he could see.

It would have been great if Stephanopoulos had responded by saying “Jesus.”

How did she not share the poem!!! how!!!!!?????

They are not legalizing it, they are decriminalizing it. Which means addicts who are caught with it won’t fear jail time, which means that the focus can be more on health and rehab as opposed to imprisoning them.

these anti amazon articles would have a lot more weight if you couldnt find ‘kinja amazon deals of the day!!’ on the same page