Imperfect? It’s utterly nonsensical and useless. Nobody has bothered to ungray new people in forever, there are people who used to be ungrayed who are back in teh gray. The authors seem disinclined to do anything about getting people ungrayed so it’s turned into a clique of the ungrayed and the number of obnoxious (as…

Because XKCD has every topic covered.

There’s quite a bit of elision and misinformation presented here. I truly don’t have the energy to dig into all of it, but let’s take on the scare-quoted oxybenzone and Vitamin A, for example. Retinyl palmitate, the natural form of Vitamin A that is used in sunscreens, has been proven safe by multiple rigorous,…

Another ‘alternative’ - get 50 $1 scratch off lotto tickets, tie them in a ‘bouquet’ and launch them into the crowd. That way EVERYONE will want in on it.

My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.

I dedicated my bouquet to the couple who had been married the longest. Which turned out to be my grandparents; 67 years.

I’ve heard about people giving the bouquet to the oldest person in attendance at the end of the night, as a mark of respect. I actually think I might have read about it on Jezebel - wish I could remember who originally posted about it! I’m thinking of doing it for my wedding.

They also had this thing to make an even line.

She’s saying:

Oh the cringyness. Background: We were in negotiations for a 3some. Me, who is a woman, with him the main lover, plus another man. I had the man picked out and the plan was to warm him up to the idea and then have the main lover over. So I typed, to my current lover: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you both…

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

Wouldn’t a “tubular pregnancy” be non-viable anyway?

She should be out of jail, period. Her ex-boyfriend, who actually stole the car that landed them both in prison, was released in 2013. She didn’t even know that until the NY Times reporter told her.

For this reason, I think of little August almost every day:

This isn’t even a little bit outrageous! No Misfits and no Synergy? Fuck that, I’m just going to watch the reruns on Netflix.

Kill it with fire.

(One time, a hairdresser handed me his card and said, “Stop coloring your own hair. YES, I can tell,” )

Guys, this made the 5 o’clock news here in Canada LOLOLOL.