I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

Hey, remember when he told us it was going to have two female leads? There must be some way that "female" equals two...gimmie a pencil and then let's go to Taco Bell. [passes bong back]

I highly recommend Alison Bechdel’s graphic novel “Are you my Mother?” for anyone struggling with rejecting/accepting a disappointing mother.

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

You must not come here often.

Maybe they could be blurred like the pictures in pending comments and we could click to reveal? And then occasionally there’d be a clown just to scare us?

I hate it when stylists try to talk to me. I’m terrible at small talk and just have no interest in the banalities of someone’s life I’m probably never going to talk to again. (I should note - I don’t have a regular stylist. I only get my long, stick straight, hair trimmed every 3 months and (1) if you can’t do that…

I do think the skin looks very nice here and the simple way you did your eyes looks lovely.

This was an interesting read for me because I don’t comprehend the fear of flying. Since I was a little girl I’ve revelled in the exhilaration of flight, and as a direct result I’m an airline pilot. Which brings me to my question for you - what can I do/say that will help those who are fearful during episodes of…

I wish the pictures were AFTER the Outcomes. Not because of some suspense or anything like that, but because I’d love to read what the think while I stare at their faces. Maybe I am weird.

this lip colour is perfect!

Well, that escalated quickly.

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but in NYC dishwashers are only for the ballin-est of ballers. It’s not like I LIKE to wash dishes by hand, I just have no other choice.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

I am a terrible public cry-er (my body won’t let me do it) so this sounds AMAZING and I don’t even need the movies. I HAD A BEER AT LUNCH YOU GUYS

I want that to be on Todd Akin’s tombstone.

...of the 234 women recently rescued by the Nigerian army after being abducted by Boko Haram last year, a staggering number of them—214—are pregnant.

Well, there’s a big, fat wake-up call to anyone who doesn’t believe rape is a tool of war or that access to and control over one’s own reproductive care (including abortion) is a human right.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”