Um.. there are four sister wives.

My husband eats twizzlers this way, too. He says it’s all about achieving the greatest density (he’s been known to compress a fruit roll-up into a single bite, so he is consistent).

unless they had been raped or sexually assaulted.

Here’s what the original seal looked like before someone messed around in whatever the 1970s version of paintshop was.

“He has the power to do something really cool. If he wants to be philanthropic, he can do something that could allow more people to hear the record.”

WHAT?! Mind=blown.

This case has some creepily similar parallels to the radiolab episode “Reasonable Doubt”

Lol, good point. Maybe there’s some coveriate I need to uncover ...like poutine consumption or hockey fandom. I’ll send out the researchers tomorrow.

I’m glad that I’m here to expose the secrets of white Canadians :-)

Fun Fact #2: Canadians aren’t British ;-)

Fun fact: In Canada, the white trash condiment is Hellman’s, with Miracle Whip being the preferred choice of fine, upstanding white people. Socialized medicine has strange subsidiary effects, apparently.

How does she manage to be simultaneously behind and rushing the beat? I guess that’s a kind of magic...

What did it do? I’ve been rubbing hydrocortisone under my eye for a week, and am now scared.

human rights =/= European culture

Prior to the first and last time I tried Mast chocolate, I thought that Hershey’s made the worst chocolate in the world. Turns out, there’s more than one way to make a terrible chocolate bar. The more you know...

I first read that as “funding erection.” Took me a minute to realize my mistake because that made sense too :-)

I’m not sure it explains this particular lie, but my father turned out to be a pathological liar and we haven’t spoken for 10 years. But if we ever do, I’ll add this to my list of “shit I want to know the truth about,” and circle back. :-)

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.

I’m 25% sad—Her voice on All Things Considered softens even the hardest news to hear.

the DNC is refusing to allow the Sanders campaign to access its data until they provide evidence that they aren’t holding on to any Clinton information.