Linked article linked another article that made me realize my super stealth method for winning hand stand competitions in the pool may actually kill me.

For those of you who don’t know, the face of Stone Mountain has three confederate generals carved into it. In 1916 (following the release of Birth of a Nation and subsequent revival of the KKK in 1915), the owners of the mountain deeded it to the United Daughters of the Confederacy, who commissioned Gutzon Borglum,…

I wax my pits and my only regret is shaving them for a decade before discovering it. They’re gloriously smooth now, and it takes 2 minutes once a week to maintain.

Sorry for the late reply, but do you mind sharing what is your go to nail polish brand?

This Kingdom is so Tragic :-(

Literally everything you said.

One of my greatest regrets is never seeing No Doubt perform...a regret only deepened by having been convinced to wait on a ticket line all night to see a Bush concert at Madison Square Garden.

I’ve got a few of my own, but I’m telling my brother’s because it’s/he’s fucking boss.

For some reason when I saw the original gif I thought Jasmine would be played by Sara Palin

From the post article:

“Now if you’re in the market for, say, a mechanism to spy on American citizens or participate in extralegal drone killings, gimme a ring.”

Jesus fucking Christ, I’m not one to defend behavioral scientists, but for the love of god leave the interpretation of data to people who at least have a modicum of understanding of the field.

“No other vaccine is require for just one gender,” she explains, “so it felt like there was something different about this one.”

The Onyx box review reminds me of a question I’ve been desperate to crowd source!

SIX FUCKING TEEN!

For those characterizing this as a “white lady discount” it isn’t. The wage gap of 77% results from averaging the salaries of all women (of all ethnicities/races) against the salaries of all men (of all ethnicities/races). Subcomparisons can be made, which reveals things such as hispanic women make 53% when compared…

When I lost my first tooth, I put it under the pillow without telling anyone. When I woke up the next day and it was still there, I started sobbing because I really thought my experiment would prove that the Tooth Fairy was real.

I had to read the whole article before I realized that sentence needs to read:

It’s worth mentioning that it’s very much in Graham’s political interest to reject Trump. If Fox proceeds with it’s plan to allow only 10 candidates to debate, and determines those candidates from national poll numbers, Trump will definitely get a spot and Graham most likely will not.

Totes intentional. After the anecdotes, it’s the best thing to come from my years of living with insane wierdos.