Do go on.

Good god, this anecdote sounds exactly like an episode of Seinfeld: a bunch of entitled assholes behave horribly, and then reassure one another that the problem is everyone else.

Psst! Didn’t know where else to post this, but Glossy Box is having a memorial day sale of 20% off any subscription. I just got a 12-month subscription for $175 because apparently, the coupon code waives tax too. Wheee!

This whole thing sounds fucking bleak.

Another tip: If you see another solo traveler taking a selfie, offer to take a shot for them. It creates a few moments of intimacy, they’ll likely return the favor, but if they turn out to be a weirdo, you can immediately shut it down b/c the interaction can also just be a simple transaction.

So… you’re still abortion-minded, even if you happen to be tubally pregnant?

Hey now, where are the product links? Do you really expect me to google them myself? Psha.

My mom got remarried and threw the bouquet, which I caught. Her new husband threw the garter belt, which my baby brother caught.

Counterpoint: Efficient use of a dishwasher requires owning more dishes than one actually needs. Having a dishwasher encourages mindless dirtying of dishes.

Maybe Kris is just sad b/c Bruce is 10x prettier with 10x less make-up.

Please, someone, anyone, get some deets on these masterpieces!!

Jesse Brown is awesome.

Apparently, I’ve been intermittent fasting for a month now without even knowing its a thing.

This is one of the most oddly cast movies of all time.

This is just old school overfill. I guess calling contouring makes it seem more high fashion and less porny?

I agree that restaurants should take allergies seriously. But I also think people should stop lying about allergies. This is a real thing that people do when they don’t like an ingredient, and it’s kind of nutso because there’s a real difference between “hold the tomatoes cause I don’t want to pick them off myself”…

mmm. changed my mind.

In 2015, telling young women that it’s their responsibility to keep chaste and virginal in order to retain their “character” is just plain irresponsible.

Apparently so:

OMG two periods?! UNG.