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On my wall right now :-)

Interfaith marriage here.

Wow, this is fucking nuts.

Wait, what? There’s a place in the states where you can just walk around and find diamonds? How is this a thing? How is it not a bigger deal? My face literally looks like an excited question mark right now.

The styles that are high-waisted generally come with a “gusset,” which is a very difficult to maneuver flap opening over the crotch. I find the high-waisted more comfortable, and generally only wear them and usually with a thong. This arrangement makes it possible to pee without pulling them down (pulling the thong to

There are slips for miles at your local (regular, non-hipster) thrift store.

Wat.

Uh... what does it say about me that I recognize that as Jodi Sweetin (nee Stephanie Tanner) from the fucking freeze frame?

Yes, please, how do you get Amazon to price match?

Yes, please, how do you get Amazon to price match?

My best friend rebounded from a divorce by shacking up with her first boyfriend—a Texan, redneck, high school dropout, with 3 kids by three different women, who’d never had a bank account and refused full time work because he was an artist who was going to be the next hot shit tattoo artist as soon as he scraped

A little snot in my graduate program used to try to make people feel small with passive aggressive comments/judgments.

Agreed. Super ovals for the win.

WORD. Overplucking in my teenage years is probably one of my greatest regrets... that and all the face piercings.

I skimmed all the responses, so I don't think this is duplicate advice, but it seems like acrylics would be a terrible idea for you! If you think peeling gel off of them fucked them up, just wait. The entire nail is sanded down with an electric file (I think either to make it super smooth or to make it thinner or

Kristin, Megan — Wow, amazing, make overs!

This is one of best looking example of the uber pointy nail trend I've seen, but man I can't wait for it to pass. To me, it's an aesthetic that is hopelessly dated and juvenile (neither in a good way) that makes people look either like extras in Designing Women or tween goth wannabees.

Spare me, pickle nazi. Unless you're personally crinkle cutting those pickles for service (you're not), you've got no beef with my wanting a lot of pickles. I personally think pickles are gross on sandwiches, but I regularly order the veggie which is a sandwich that consists only of vegetables. Lettuce, tomatoes,

He needs to write this same letter to Dan Savage. Or, better yet, call it in so Dan can ask him a million follow up questions before delivering perfect advice.

Late to the game, but sharing anyway.

Aside from the regressive nature of this tax that others have honed in on, consumers make their decision on the base price. Taxes added at check out have negligible effect on behavior.