We eloped, then did it twice, went to the beach, then out to dinner. It was fantastic. But even if I had a big tada, I'd just take Dan Savage's advice and fuck first.

Spoilers in headlines is fucking lame.

I don't know why more children's bedding manufacturers haven't capitalized on nostalgia and started selling their sheets in queen and king sizes.

Kristy is obviously #4

It's very strange to me how questions #1-3 never come up when the issue is framed positively. That is, evangelicals don't question air conditioning because it implies that humans can improve upon God's creation, or that private ownership itself pretty directly contradicts God's giving the land to mankind in common.

People have an odd way of interpreting history. And by odd, I mean confusing and incorrect.

I hope the first thing she buys is a pair of flat front slacks and a belt for her husband.

I don't even know how this hip situation is possible.

Dear "Cool Parents,"

What's the best excuse to decline an invitation to a bridal shower?

Curious about the choice of terminology in the title. He seems to be using the term "sodomite" as a euphemism for homosexual. Am I missing something, or should sexist be changed to homophobic?

though it requires the wearer to dip her finger into her drink and stir

Like all VS products, these appear to be designed for women for whom a bras sole function is not support but supplement.

while our viewers will get the kind of bold, break-through-the-clutter programming they increasingly associate with WE tv

A modern day Genghis Khan!

This American Life did a segment on Adam's group.

Sure, why not.

Yeah, those are precisely the points I was making. Way to really handle polite, rational argument over a relatively minor point like a grown-up.

You've misunderstood me, and now are quite clearly moving into the realm of speculation.