We eloped, then did it twice, went to the beach, then out to dinner. It was fantastic. But even if I had a big tada, I'd just take Dan Savage's advice and fuck first.

Spoilers in headlines is fucking lame.

I don't know why more children's bedding manufacturers haven't capitalized on nostalgia and started selling their sheets in queen and king sizes.

Kristy is obviously #4

People have an odd way of interpreting history. And by odd, I mean confusing and incorrect.

I hope the first thing she buys is a pair of flat front slacks and a belt for her husband.

I don't even know how this hip situation is possible.

Dear "Cool Parents,"

What's the best excuse to decline an invitation to a bridal shower?

Curious about the choice of terminology in the title. He seems to be using the term "sodomite" as a euphemism for homosexual. Am I missing something, or should sexist be changed to homophobic?

though it requires the wearer to dip her finger into her drink and stir

Like all VS products, these appear to be designed for women for whom a bras sole function is not support but supplement.

while our viewers will get the kind of bold, break-through-the-clutter programming they increasingly associate with WE tv

A modern day Genghis Khan!

This American Life did a segment on Adam's group.

So basically, you don't like fruit.

I wish this was something we could chalk up to being in Florida, but it's shockingly common for hospitals to pressure women into C-sect. When a friend of mine recently tried to advocate for her right to attempt a vaginal birth, the hospital brought her into an office with an attorney and gave her the option of…

When it was time for my friend's cat (Fatty) to get fixed, they charged her double because they had to perform liposuction in order to remove the uterus. Apparently in cats extra fat is the consistency of crisco, and it will ooze out from the incision all over the operating table unless some of it's removed first.

yin'z