What's the best excuse to decline an invitation to a bridal shower?

Curious about the choice of terminology in the title. He seems to be using the term "sodomite" as a euphemism for homosexual. Am I missing something, or should sexist be changed to homophobic?

though it requires the wearer to dip her finger into her drink and stir

Like all VS products, these appear to be designed for women for whom a bras sole function is not support but supplement.

while our viewers will get the kind of bold, break-through-the-clutter programming they increasingly associate with WE tv

A modern day Genghis Khan!

This American Life did a segment on Adam's group.

So basically, you don't like fruit.

I wish this was something we could chalk up to being in Florida, but it's shockingly common for hospitals to pressure women into C-sect. When a friend of mine recently tried to advocate for her right to attempt a vaginal birth, the hospital brought her into an office with an attorney and gave her the option of…

When it was time for my friend's cat (Fatty) to get fixed, they charged her double because they had to perform liposuction in order to remove the uterus. Apparently in cats extra fat is the consistency of crisco, and it will ooze out from the incision all over the operating table unless some of it's removed first.

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My reaction would be very similar...maybe a little more crying and out of sync bopping.

I'm pretty indifferent to my words. I'm pretty impressed with your ability to contort them into something completely different and then to shame me for your words.

True story: I once knew a girl who left her contacts in for a full year. When she finally took them out, she had to wear sunglasses around the clock and keep her eyes slitted because the oxygen hurt her eyes.

Oops.

Random thoughts that popped to mind while reading this:

Holy shit, Bongo still exists?

I was scrolling through this article knowing I'd find a post like this, then BLAMMO, my powers of prophesy are affirmed! I am an internet guru.