So.... I went to see the Spice Girls on their reunion tour a few years ago. Posh sang exactly 0% of the time, sashayed 50% of the time, and phoned in group choreography the other 50% of the time.

I feel precisely the opposite.

When all I saw was the .gif, I thought he was dancing to Hava Nagila.

Meh, the only difference between Miley and myself at her age is that she's much more productive than I was.

Every summer, I spend a week grading AP exams. AP graders are fucking weirdos. I have a few other friends I go with, and we clock in/out then spend the rest of our time drinking.

Yes, but is he for or against women's rights?

I genuinely don't get fur coats. They're uniformly hideous and make everyone look about 50lbs heavier than they really are. Is that a thing? Maybe that's a thing.

And you'd be obliged if you asked for a female fitter. The idea isn't to force people into uncomfortable situations, but not to aggressively discriminate to avoid a situation in which someone might have to say, "I'd be more comfortable with a woman." But this is all rather besides the point as the person in question…

Pre-surgery (but apparently post at-home hair treatments).

Technically, the only plastic surgery they've had is the $27,000 breast implants. The rest is (an insane amount of) lip injections, (just insane) eyebrow tattoos and spa treatments.

The dressing room area is a particularly private and vulnerable place for many women and girls, so it's a protected area.

PLEASE STOP IMBEDDING VIDEO THAT AUTOPLAYS!

I think it's pretty obvious that my responses have been both conditional and general and not a response to this particular instance.

You're not confused, per se. You're simply not interested in thinking, or maybe if I'm being more charitable, listening.

Q: Seriously, what the fuck do you think happens when you call 911?

Your response doesn't seem to be a response to mine, which takes no position on the relative dangers of parental decisions, lawmaking, or punishment.

The responses to this well-written, thoughtful piece are surprising.

For Christ's sake, Victoria's Secret has been hawking the string bikini for decades. It's not a revelation, it's literally the laziest/cheapest suit to manufacture. It's the Hanes Her Way of bathing suits.

I'd rather be paying for her dresses than his drones.

Just a guess, but I think the OP was referring to Jello pudding, not Jell0 gelatin.