I don't really care if the ad is removed or not, but let's get real, real life people are wearing far more racy shit on the NYC subway.

Thanks for writing my biography, right down to the "Damn, what are vegetarians supposed to eat instead of Jenny-O lean turkey?"

I turned a corner and walked straight into Juliana Margulies, smashing my coffee cup between us and spilling it all over her. She was surprisingly chill about the whole thing.

I dunno, ever since the first one popped out male, I've pretty much lost interest in the royal family.

easily the best thing she's ever done.

After resisting the urge to pass knee jerk judgment and digesting all of the details, I've got no problem with this.

That is awesome. Keep these stories coming!

Aw, well doesn't that make my day!

As a junior American politics prof, I got to know the political theorists in my department quite well.

Welcome! You've already learned the first rule of commenting (ask a question that others will want to respond to, so I'm sure you'll do well with figuring out how to dress yourself).

Was it just me, or were the costumes and props some serious next level shit last night? Seriously, just look at the still of the Ariel sketch up there! Let's hope this trend continues.

Same. I've always called it 70's porn style bush, but that hasn't been all that effective of a moniker at the waxing parlor either.

My crazy ex-ruemate finally answered the age old question, "what kind of person would actually respond to a cat call?" She loved to tell me about all the men who "hey baby"-ed her on various forms of mass transit, and the dates she agreed to go on. This behavior finally spiraled out of control to the point where she…

FWIW, my mother deeply lamented my stick straight hair, insisting that a tight perm is "prettier" and "easier." She kept me in a spano perm for a straight decade. No kidding, y'all, cousins I haven't seen in a while are all, "when did you start straightening your hair?"

Who are all these people who give all these fucks? I've encountered plenty of transwomen in bathrooms and have never been anything close to bothered. In fact, I'm usually just embarrassed that I notice and hope my noticing isn't noticed.

Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Swoons for miles.

Pad See Ew forever! I genuinely don't understand why everyone's go to is Pad Thai.

Those aren't food inspectors, those are dairy workers. My comment was more aimed at Russia's "experiment" with limiting inspections to once every three years, which is shockingly similar to the inspection practices of the overburdened, underfunded US system.

This is disgusting, but also sounds a lot like US food inspection practices.

This idiot needs to go read Tuck Everlasting. Immortality is boring and for cowards.