Good news everyone!

Why do they need a time machine, just head to our galaxy just under the speed of light through chemical propulsion and let special relativity do the rest.

Celebs are so smart, I think we should make one our President. Oh shit...

Remember the time the Doctor visited WW1 Germany?

What will Dennis Rodman do????????

I work in business intel (political risk), and our Russia analysts were talking about the pee-pee tape way before the dossier went public. It def exists.

Musk has his best research team on the drill plans:

The old dogs they were using were worthless if they fell over... 

This is all I ever needed in my life. Thank you kind sir. Thank you times a million.

“Due to circumstances beyond my control, there will be no big parade this Sunday afternoon.” - Colonel Scheisskopf President Trump

But those are JUST “people”. How many uber rich donors will lose their insurance? Answer: Zero/they’re already using blood boys and don’t need insurance. Those are the only people the GOP care about, the super rich. Well, that and the blood boys.

Could be worse.

Pet a giraffe. Well I think we all know how that went.

Because it is Trump. He is so great. No matter what he does he’s doing it to save America. Don’t you understand anything! He’s no Hillary too! She’s so bad. Look at how bad she is. TERRIBLE. TRUMP CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG. HE LOVES AMERICA TOO MUCH. BENGHZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

They just turn into stairs.

As I said in my original statement, I only retch when I think of the wretched Trump properties and the wretches that stay at those hotels. I’m sorry the other non-Trump properties got hit. The Trump properties and the people that go their, deserve whatever they get.

What a pretty pretty lady!