The best part is the lady with the Canadian flag running away. Where are they? Why is she carrying a flag??

Actual footage:

I don’t care what this video purports to show: bears are godless killing machines.

Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love until you try to frame your ex-girlfriend.

I mean, the Deadspin article: “Texas high school wrestler Mack Beggs wanted to compete as a boy this year. A transgender 17-year-old who began testosterone treatments in 2015, he hoped to join the boys’ wrestling team at his public high school in suburban Fort Worth. Because he was assigned female at birth, however,…

Bob the waiter quit/got fired/is hungover and not coming in, you must be here in six hours or you’re fired. Oh, you’re in Florida two states away visiting your grandma and can’t be here in six hours, sorry, this is a right to work state. You’re fired now too. - The Management

Alternatively, the comedian could go empty chair à la Clint Eastwood.

The so-called President is STILL losing the popular vote to Hillary.

Antartica is a Chinese hoax!

Why isn’t she baking cookies in the White House like a good little FLOTUS??

“So-called President Trump”, is what I’m calling him from now on.

BING!

Dear GOP,

Yep. Nope. FoxNews updated your link there. The shooter was very much white Canadian lone wolf: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4170500/White-student-sole-suspect-Quebec-mosque-massacre.html

The GOP and Trump are finally gonna get the global religious war they’ve wanted for years. It happens to be the same global religious war that ISIS and Al Qaeda and their ilk, has been trying to goad the world into for years. 

It’s called the Cuba vote. They came here legally (even if as refugees), now everyone else better do the same. Also known as, I got mine, so fuck you.

That’s true. But I mean the insanely rich can keep a million dollars in gold as “walking around money” if they wanted to. If a global shock occurs and paper money is worthless, they will still have thier gold. And it will be worth a lot more.

The truly rich keep portable assets around (gold, for example). The global economy makes it so that assets already exist in multiple places and multiple currencies. So. Shrug. Also, there are plenty of marriageless rogues that’ll fly anywhere for a buck.

The real oligarchy has the means to flee, however. They didn’t have helicopters and jet planes in 18th century France.