Random GOP up for reelection: “I take offense to this totally unacceptable behavior. No man should ever speak of women like this. It is unpresidential, and disqualify.”
Reporter: “So you’re not voting for Trump.”
Random GOP up for reelection: “No, he will make a great President, and represent and protect the needs of…

Yep, 16,569 base-pairs (MtDNA) / 3 billion bp of chromosomal DNA. So, like 0.0005523% of the total DNA. It makes perfect sense to call it 3 parent from a science-y perspective. Oh wait, that makes no sense at all.

Great men do not seek power. They have power thrust upon them! Hail Martok!

I know! It’s not a three parent baby and it is absurd to call it that. It’s a two parent baby with a midochandrial donation. Nothing more. It’s hyporbalitic and anti-science to call it a three parent baby. It’s why religious people are freaking out, because they don’t have the science education to parse the nuances…

It’s not a three parent baby and it is absurd to call it that. It’s a two parent baby with a midochandrial donation. Nothing more. It’s hyporbalitic and anti-science to call it a three parent baby.

So unrelated to this event (but because of this event), how does Gizmodo News Corp, or whatever it is called now, exist without a flagship news source. Do I go to a feminist blog, a tech blog, a sports blog, a gaming blog, a life-hacking blog, or a sub-blog to get breaking news? It seems like Univision can’t make this…

I’m not sure what is worse about America, that fact that the human trashcan that is Donald Trump could be our president, or the fact that one of our biggest international companies would create this mouth-watering trashcan of food garbage. Well, I guess they are both orange. I guess the only true conclusion is that…

Causes havoc. Kills no one. Def means I need to vote for Trump now, because our police force did a shitty job.

Do these forms make my hands look small??

I don’t care what science says! I will continue to drag my tail around, have back plates, and not have feathers! Screw you “scientists”!

Haha. No, that’s Donald Trump.

Be careful, when Trump sues you guys, Univision is gonna make you take down all these posts.

In there defense what’s more suspicious, a couple of millineials on a luxury world wide tour taking selfies, or a couple of millineials on a luxury world wide tour with no Instagram presence at all. Think about it.

It already is.

“I could die tomorrow, look at Hillary Clinton and her health. Or Trump could be elected, and I could die in a hell-storm the likes of which mankind has never seen. I mean anything could happen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” - Lil’ Marco.

Only idiots live in Brooklyn when a one bedroom in the UWS is cheaper than Williamsburg. #n00bz.

KFC is what real America eats, you liberal communist hippie.

See, Mike Pence has black friends!

People that bring their own smelling food on a plane (any plane, even a private one), are terrible people. Pence should be ashamed of himself. Also, no Mac ‘n Cheese, what is wrong with these people??

Also, HURRAY Ashely is here!! Hip-hip-hurray!