I heard Donald Trump is taking uppers like it’s his job. Is he really fit to be president? Also, long after amphetamine use is over athletes, like gymnasts, are still prone to uncontrollable and abnormal movements of the face and jaw muscles called dyskinesia. Why won’t Trump release his medical records about his…

Me to the old lady in Titanic:

As a dinosaur, I wouldn’t say that.

And when Dick Wolf saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

It was like watching an amazing slow train wreck filled with glitter. I loved it. I’d voted for him more after that documentary.

Oh I hate these. My parents have two. The remote works fine, but just turning it on or off without the remote is a pain.

Oh I hate these. My parents have two. The remote works fine, but just turning it on or off without the remote is a…

It’s gonna be like The Purge out there this summer!

Check out last night’s Daily Show on the NRA. Summed up in one little infographic:

Charge HIM with murder/manslaughter.

If you actually cared to understand the AHCA, you’d know everyone gets 3 months of grace each year. You will not be fined.

And so it begins. I think the biggest offense here is the Grey’s Anatomy part.

The GOP lost the culture war against gay marriage, this is their next best attempt to make culture wars relevant and in their favor; they’ll lose this culture war too.

Pics of the fridge or it didn’t happen!

Then again, sometimes an African proverb is an African proverb. My favorite has always mean this one:

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