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$3000 worth of soda (at resale value) led to a total loss of $1.45 to the IHOP after markup.

Make America Racist Again!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

Will they still let Ted Cruz compete? Someone I know, wants to know.

The MOST expensive new iPhone (not like a moded gold one) is $949.00.

And that’s why you always ask permission.

800 pounds of paint (when dried)? That’s a fuck ton of trips to Home Depot!

They are going to starve, be crushed, suffocate, put in soup. None will need to be rescued, it’s China, and people are terrible.

Fuck people.

Well, in your parents defense, it is hard to dance and suck dick at the same time. Not impossible, but I’d warn against it.

And just after I MOCed up my own the other day! Can’t wait though!

Think of what the right would do with that: “Planned Parenthood is selling baby parts to buy gold speculums for everyone!” What a mess you’d make. That’s why I’d put all my winnings into send bags of dicks to GOP congress people.

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The shoe thing does really work. It’s just hard. This is us last summer doing it.

“I don’t want to see it. Babies all look the same. The only time a baby doesn’t look like every other baby is when it’s a really ugly baby. So unless you’re about to show me a photo of a really ugly baby then I don’t want to see it.” - The Guard.

Surge price tipping!

Nice people think: I shouldn’t do that.

My aunt knows more about nutrition than any of your “real” doctors.