My lady’s old school Barbarella from yesterday. I went as Mark Hand.

Next time just tell them the judge is Dick Wolf and the AD is Sam Waterston. That always worked for me!

But, but, did the hamster survive???

Complicatedly not me, but still effects me. My lady love Rex apparently once broke her ex’s penis?, while on top?, by falling off? Now, I’m to understand this is a thing, but I’ve never have really looked into it as a result of my nervousness about Google images. ANYWAY, so now whenever she is on top, she is pretty…

Those look good. Really good. Maybe I should get myself a pair. What do you think?

Herr’s. HERR’S. Now whose fault is that really??

New York: 6:42 PM

If he’s not domesticating the wild red jungle fowl over 5,000-10,000 years, I’m not interested.

Does this help?? (basic American goverment education in the form of a cartoon, yet still more accurate then a Texas text book).

I sold my old iMac to a nerd on craigslist who wanted to make a hackintosh out of some if its parts. I had wiped the hard drive but wanted to get it out, but it had some very odd and specific screw type that neither of us had. So, he suggested we take a drill bit to it. It was very pleasing drilling into the hard…

My dad bought me and my sister one probably for the Christmas of 1986 or 1987. I was three or four. I still remember both my older sister and my dad being able to easily complete level 1-2 (literally the second level of the game) that Christmas. I couldn’t get the timing right to jump on to the moving platforms yet (I…

Wait a second, women have vaginas?? I’ve been all over the Internet and I’ve never seen a reference to this.

You kidding. CSI for detectives. As if. I got my all my legal degrees from Law & Order. And, I got my medical degree from House. It’s lupus. It’s always lupus.

It was originally “The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!” in the UK. But American audiences are too leery of “science” and “scientists”, so they changed the name for us.

Forget about gun control, what if a Muslim clerk refused to let infidels marry. Then shit would really hit the fan for Christian idiots.

If you’re uploading from mobile, use Facebook’s Paper App. It uploads full resolution photos from iPhones be default. The native Facebook App downsizes photos automatically.

Turkey bacon, America’s biggest disappointment since The Phantom Menace.

Any shower head is good as long as your remove this terrible piece of technology: the water saver (governor).

Any shower head is good as long as your remove this terrible piece of technology: the water saver (governor).

As long as it has a really really big screen. I mean a laptop sized screen. That’s what I want. A huge huge thin screen.