One last big score before we retire...

This is like the entire horse carriages in Central Park debacle. I never wanted to get a ride, but when I heard it was going to be banned, I went down to Central Park and took a spin. Now, I feel like I have to go to Times Square before these ladies are gone, just to get a photo. And also, eat a panda before they are…

It picks up midway through in the video below, she doesn’t get electrocuted. In the end, they all just walk off!! Happy ending for everyone.

Donald Trump is not allowed to ride me or any of my brethren. I speak for all T-Rexs, feathered and unfeathered alike.

Since Cecil was killed, nearly 2900 elephants have died in Africa (100/day). Cecil’s death is tragic, but the ecosystem necessary for all African wildlife, including lions, will die with the last elephant.

Florida is a magical place!

We’re number #1! We’re number one! USA! U-S-A!! America!!

More money, good suit, chain necklace, deep deep tan. Done and done:

Duh, this has been around since when they faked the moon landing there back in the ‘60s and ‘70s. They just opened it up to the public.

Surf’s up!

The free market = a race to the bottom.

My dad and me in 1983.

It’s my understanding that the Canadian Supreme Court’s robes where specifically designed to discourage moose attacks!

We all win this one today!

I see your bear, and raise you a moose family playing in sprinklers!

I hate it when grown ass adults use ‘kk’ instead of Ok or just K. kk should be reserved to conversations between: 13 year-old girls, online gamers, or the criminally insane.