DON'T DO IT. DON'T YOU DARE BUY THAT "GRAVY" IN A CAN!

HOW DO YOU MAKE TURKEY GRAVY WITHOUT A TURKEY?!?! I'm so confused by your friend. None of this makes any sense. Also, the person making the Turkey should have to make only the Turkey (and the gravy, which you make with the fat and run off from the Turkey roast, duh). Good luck with what I can only assume will be a…

Laura!, you must live under a rock. Now for funzies (that's how you spell that, right?) try adding diced (or torn) prosciutto to the mix.

And, if you're feeling really fancy and doing the roasted fall vegetable thing, roast a butternut or acorn squash (butter, butter, and butter, cut side up) and toast the seeds…

A lot of the changes here are hair and makeup too. This GIF would be better if it were a post-makeup to post-photoshop transition, as opposed to a pre-makeup to post-photoshop transition.

Yeah, but he is constantly slowing down to match your pace! It's like a sick game. You're a monster!

I think this is the XKCD you were looking for to describe your penis organizational system.

Arizona!

So, right after 9/11 proper, I went as Indiana Jones in the map room from the Lost Ark. I even had the scepter with a crystal in it to find the final hiding place for the Ark. Needless to say, nobody got it, and I got yelled at much of the night (both positively and negatively, mind you). I ended up saying I was…

Never faked an orgasm, never had an orgasm faked; never given an orgasm with my mind only, never had an orgasm with my mind only. Never had sex. T-Rex's PREFECT score remains!

Ahh! Where do you live that something is called diet-cream?? And you eat it?? From the 'chips' I'd say the UK. But is "cream" ice cream? Or pudding/custard? Or, just whipped cream? Or even just straight cream from the jug!? As in, I'd like a nice glass of cream. Anyway, to an American diet cream sounds like something…

Eric Hirschhorn, as CMO you should know better than to offend me, a Manhattan-living Kale-smoothie-hating dinoperson. Yeah, I know what Kale is and I know how to smoothie it, but I still want me some fries. But according to you, I live in Manhattan and am not an idiot, so I must hate fries and probably freedom, too.…

I thought this was all sorted out back in '68??

Age: 17

It commentary on the stupid answers the dude gave in the original article. Anyone in space and time and he picks living people who aren't even all that interesting. n00b.

It depends on the number of Doctors in the room.

Oppenheimer, Hitler, and Einstein. All at the same time. Specifically: 1946 Oppenheimer, 1933 Einstein, and 1942 Hitler.

But did you help the turtle?? That is the more important question.

It always abide by the two decades rule: if I'm two decades in Space-Time away from my partner, it doesn't count as cheating.

This article misses the beauty of men's clothes. Imagine I own two suits (where the sports coats each match the other's trousers), 5 shirts, and 5 ties. Now, ignoring belts, socks, and shoes, if everything that I own matches, I have 2*2*5*5 outfits. That's 100 outfits! With only 14 pieces of clothing, I can rotate…