Can it be on a football field? I'd pay to see that.

We are one step away from repopulating the great plains with megafauna! Who needs to bring in asian elephants when we can just bring back mammoths?

Fun fact, if breeding time differences actual cause the birds to speciate, it will be called allochronic speciation.

There is only one piece of advice I need to live my life: "Never sleep with the boss's sister."

Yeah, I second feverladyvonnippon. Anthropology and Philosophy departments are notoriously boozy. Along with some Engineering fields (like Mech-E)... What's the department?

Thanks, but I wasn't being entirely serious...

You've got to go up all the way to the Phylum level before the Isopod competes with insects. And if we're going to go all the way up to the Phylum level I'm going to have to submit this guy. Legend has it that coconut grabs picked up the bones and body parts of a dead Amelia Earhart and her navigator depositing their…

Is it true that if you start waxing young enough, you'll never really get hair? Cause if it is, I wish I would have started waxing my back hair at age 5.

Well, his flipping was still superfluous.

That seems mostly unnecessary, much like these colons: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.

Based on everyones' stories, I'm pretty sure I can never buy a new computer.

Logo at the top and bottom sends me back to blog.gizmodo.com. Not sure what's going on your end...

Yes!, a MOONBASE. We need like a ton of them. Then we can man them with short-living clones (for some odd reason) and have them make rocket fuel from moon water, and spaceships from moon rocks. PLUS, anything made from "moon" is inherently better, so we can sell moon water and moon rocks back on Earth to finance the…

Are you sure you don't mean R.O.U.S.?

Robot guards!, it's not jetpacks or bubble cities under the sea, but I'll take it!

What's your browser/cookie situation? As long as I am "logged in," whenever I go to gizmodo.com it redirects to blog.gizmodo.com. I'm using Chrome on a Mac with no special settings (cookies enabled and all that jazz). I only see the "traditional view" when I'm on a different computer.

Women can be funny; but if they are, they cancel the show (just to perpetuate the rummer that girls aren't funny).

Oh don't worry, they'll replace Attenborough with Oprah by the time this hits the states. American "consumers" can't understand British accents, or something...

Yeah, like I'm going to trust Italian "scientists."

Oh, I'm all pro-Talmud!, so much great stuff. On of my favorites: "If a man comes to kill you, rise early and kill him first." Always good advice.