At least it is not as bad as Deuteronomy: "Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity [the blood stained sheet] unto the elders of the city in the gate [the judges];" and, also, "But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for…

And Parks and Rec was off last season because Amy Poehler was pregnant. So, unless Joel McHale has something to tell us, neither of those are analogs for this situation.

One drawback to Google Music is that it's only available in the United States.

Sorry, you're wrong. I've been using Google music since July, and its strength is in its interface, easy of use, and free upload capacity. Nobody out there beats Google on this. It is great. Super streamlined and perfect for what I want.

Yeah, I have well over 1000 friends and I didn't see one image this whole time. Are people just super stupid when it comes to using Facebook?

I love the random ass stuff that people take pictures of on Shutterstock. Naked dude with lab mouse, sure we got that. Brilliant.

This picture prompted quite a debate about the coming colonial wars on Mars over io9: [io9.com]

I just watched it with the sound off until reentry. Space silence achieved.

Of course!, but on whose side will you be? Will you be with the Martian Separatists or the Martian Grand Council and the Armies of the Allied Earth Forces?

I'm glad you're already strategerizing for the inevitable martian colonial wars of 2112. We lost a lot of good men out on the lava plains of Daedalia Planum...

I don't know about you guys, but I'm with the robots. I just want to go on record here. Officially.

wizzard419, didn't you hear the news? He plans to reveal a fourth facial expression at the beginning of next season!, where he'll also be turning left.

It really depends on where you live in the timezone. On the East Coast you are on the far eastern edge of the time zone (so the sun rises and sets early) but in the Mid-West you are on the far western edge of the same timezone (so the sun rises and sets later). This difference can be more than an hour. So the benefits…

All the definitions I can find say "rare a flock of starlings." And since, I bet the noun comes from the noise of the all those wings sounding like a murmur, I think it is safe to say that Jesus' usage is in the spirit of the word.

"...winged sons-of-dinosaurs known as birds..." Whenever I look at birds, I think 'you gave up being the awesomest things on the Earth just to fly?' Then I look at penguins and get even more depressed about the whole situation...

And what happens if it is that werewolf's thirteenth birthday!?!

What's gonna keep you up later is this quandary: can a holographic home owner in a holographic home prevent a real vampire from entering their photons-and-forcefields place of residence?

My family and friends are from a small town, so we can send pretty awesome messages to them via the mail. For example, when I was in Australia, I sent a postcard to my old boss addressed:

@ahsandc, I'd respond directly, but I guess your comment is too short (stupid system). Yeah. It is like Moonraker only the SKY WILL LITERALLY FALL. How great is that?

Here is the entire Skyfall plot: