Stupid Sexy Planters...

I’m surprised the officer in the picture wasn’t also on his mobile phone while on the computer, both which of course are illegal in my state but hey, because cops, they’re above all laws, so I guess it’s okay.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Or you could buy Jayne Mansfield’s Buick Electra for a whole other kind of Hollywood experience.

Not sure, but this one does. (Too soon?)

*strategery

David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

Every car. 

Mainly cars. I know cars, I know how to work on cars, how much they are worth, what they cost to fix, why X model is so rare or sought after, etc.

And here are the logos of the gas tanks of nearly every Harley owner:

Look, as an old, I need to ensure that the onion on my belt does not hang longer than the hem of my short pants, and thusly my short pants just meet my knee, as a belt onion is harder to come by than are short pants. 

For those here looking for a truly excellent car show, you all should check out Project Binky on YouTube. It’s probably the best car-build show in the last decade, which is impressive for a pair of amateur english blokes. It’s as binge worthy as anything out there.

..wandering down random hardware store aisles for project inspiration...

I thought everyone dried off in the shower/tub...then I got married.  I’ve never seen a bathroom floor so wet!

That probably is the attitude here largely due to the fact that it is true. A high performance car travelling 120mph will still stop in a shorter distance than a semi travelling 65mph. Speed limits in this country are incredibly arbitrary and often nothing more than sources of revenue for small municipalities. Take a…

Just going slower than surrounding traffic is causing a hazard. Many people in the left lane aren’t even going the speed limit. The problem is not speeding but speed differential. The problems of tailgating or road rage are a different hazard that can be a confounding problem but are not limited to the left lane.…

Your view is unpopular because it’s bullshit. Stop being the class monitor and get the fuck to the right! Peoples got places to go, people to see.

LOOK AT ME, I’M THE DESIGNER NOW.

People who survived tend to have survived.

For this instant I feel everything is right with the world.