“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

I would put more blame on the leading green car for losing it mid corner than the van. The van seemed to be doing ok until then. Hard to put much blame on the 3rd guy on the scene.

The green car fucked up don’t blame the man in the van.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

It’s *really* nice to see good investigative journalism. Three cheers to Felton and the Jalopnik editors for publishing it despite the risks.

Now, a gallon of gasoline cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say.

No, no, it’s spelled Porsche but it’s pronounced “Throatwobbler Mangrove”.

With young kids, bedtime routines usually involve a precise checklist of putting on PJs, brushing teeth, reading stories, asking for water, getting tucked in, realizing Bunny is missing, going on a mad search through the house for Bunny, getting tucked in again, saying oh wait! I have to use the potty, getting tucked…

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

The dearth of shifter gates is an utter scandal. I call it Gategate.

I’m hurt because I couldn’t bring my emotional support blue whale.

No, beauty is form and function meeting together harmoniously.

Adult cats != 5 year old kids. This isn’t a question of worth, this is a question of coordination, instinct, situational awareness, spatial awareness, balance, etc.

As the father of a 5-year old human, yes.

Bunch of busybody killjoys. Going 5 mph in a vacant parking lot isn’t hurting anyone or anything.

That’s the nice thing about grandkids. You think, “Oh, wait. I remember this part.” And, hopefully, you do it better the second time around. Or at least you fuck them up in a different way than you did their parents.

Lincoln-Zephyr V12 for the WIN!

Labrador retrievers?

Museum of Flight is well worth the trip (Can walk onto one of the 707 based Air Force One’s that carried Eisenhower, JFK, LBJ and Nixon), along with the first flight worthy 747 and the Concorde) , you can also head up to Renton for the Boeing tour of the 737 and 787 assembly lines.