The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

I’m so bored of Cummins swapped vehicles. They’re getting to 350 Chevy levels of ubiquity and are just losing their cool to me.

Because it’d be the combination to my luggage?

It’s spelt Jove but it’s pronounced Throatwobbler-Mangrove…

Perhaps you’re just...

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And what about all the clocks? Were they able to save the clocks?

PLEASE FIND DEEZ KITTEHS A GUT HOME!

Bravo! Pedantic asshole here, still totally fun at parties, approving this comment.

Protip for running the most popular car show in the world: Take more off-the-cuff show running advice from random internet commenters!

I suppose it would make the pit maneuver a bit harder to pull off.

You forgot the Chysler Lemon

If you like IKEA meatballs:

To me there are two types of engineers:

I guess even if you sacrebleu a tire you’d be okay.

I disagree, I feel that racism should be called out when racism is the intent. When you call out a policy for “being racist” when it’s impact on minorities is purely coincidental, I feel like you’re distracting from the real underlying issues. It seems disingenuous and desperate to me, as if one is so willing to paint…

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.