I wouldn’t trade that trusty Go-Devil for the world.

Approximately one entire human life.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

Swiping left or right will cause the fenders to fall off though.

I’m rooting for you so badly, just so the assholes who have been giving you all kinds of shit about this project end up having to eat their words.

He’s loading a Camrypult.

I see a 3rd gen F-Body. He’s alright with me!

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

My favorite Tweet so far...

Every damn time I’m at a Junkyard someone wants to borrow my tools, WTF you are going to the Junkyard bring your own damn tools. you think I’m walking around with this 30lb back back for my health?

Guys c’mon the answer is a Dodge Stealth, it’s right there in the name.

Your username is one letter off.

Slight correction: It *had* a top speed of 50mph. He wants to put 31s on it.

Begone vile one!! This thing MUST drive and given its age, has zero safety rules that it must pass beyond having lights, brakes, and a steering wheel. The epicness of what will be written on this trip assuming he makes it out of his city limits will be PURE gold.

Well, you’re in luck. I just happened to have a replacement starter for you.

Forget it Jason, it’s Toontown.

I don’t know, I like the term TruCoat better than PermaPlate. Rolls off the tongue a bit easier...

WHY DID YOU TURN?! WHY THE F*CK DID YOU TURN THE CAMERA SIDEWAYS?!

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

To be completely fair, you can go to hell with the other left lane cruisers