TMNT is hard, but not deserving of this list. Battletoads...yep. Id say Ninja Gaiden is harder than any Megaman game.

Living proof that golf is a game but not a sport.

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

I’m celebrating by drinking a John Daly. It’s basically an Arnold Palmer with vodka.

Sanka, ya dead?

There is light at the end of the tunnel. It is just a very long tunnel.

GOING BACK FOR SECONDS EH?

As a Penn State alum all I can say is God fucking dammit, what a fucking joke.

“Hmm, Baylor and Michigan State have been getting a lot of publicity recently for their institutional fuckups. Seems like nowadays, everybody wants to talk like they’ve got something to say; it’s almost like they forgot about Jay.”

How long before the statue of the child rape enabler is back up. I encourage everyone to tweet Jay and get blocked.

I used to work for Penn State, and this is not OK, not OK at all, the University needs to just leave this family in the past and I’m tired of seeing this guy pop up.

The sins of the father are not the sins of the son. We should shower him. With praise.

Finally, justice for the real victims.

How about when Tyreek Hill got drafted with Obama in office? Or when Chris Rainey got drafted years ago?

What an excellent point. The NFL won’t allow celebrations because it’s disrespectful to the game, but they’ll let an orangutan make a draft pick? How’s that player supposed to feel knowing he’ll forever be remembered for being picked by an orangutan? How’s this respectful to the game?

Yes, this one person will make a huge difference. Much better than the PR they could get and the potential for recruiting additional great young men in the future.

On one hand, a guy hasn’t been convicted or even charged if anything. He’s free to seek employment and teams are free to draft him.

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

They seem to do this on a completely ad hoc basis as far as I can tell and it is incredibly unfair to everyone involved