Lady with kids: Don’t try to bring a stroller into the cabin with you. It’s dumb. It is very, very likely you knew it was not allowed. Besides that, sorry that this happened to you.

No, you’ll sit back down like John McClane did.

What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with you? Are there bombs going off on the plane I didn’t notice? Were there dead eyes staring up to the stars? Was there some incredible tragedy that had befallen every single human within a mile radius there?

What I see here is some wacko mother completely and utterly overreacting and the crew being generally kind. Then what is quite obviously a Trump voter thinking he’s fucking John McClane making a goddamn issue of something that was clearly being handled till he had to go make shit worse.

There’s a difference between

“Prior to that, United Airlines had come under fire for refusing to let two young women board a flight for wearing yoga pants.”

LOL what fucking planet are you on? No more than 2 people are changing their travel plans over this shit.

A few armchair quarterback thoughts:

Just behave people. It’s not difficult, you are not special.

They already apologized, said they’re removing the crew member from duty pending further investigation, and upgraded the woman and her family to first class for the rest of their international trip. It says so right in the article. This seems like the proper response to me.

Not to defend the airline, but she seemed to be crying inconsolably, perhaps exaggerating whatever idiocy happened to her. The baby wasn’t crying. The rest of the personnel doesn’t seem to be in a state of emergency. The supposed a-hole seemed calm until “hero” passenger threatened him.

1. Buffalo Bleu

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Every ONE of these flavors is an also ran to the great and unbeatable Jalapeno. Honey Dijon?! PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT! GTFOH.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

Mark Davis goes out confidently, and completely aware that he is the adult Dennis the Menace. The man drives the van that he loves, eats the chinese food that he craves, and does it all with styyyyle.

Considering you can’t miss a front-end of a one and one in women’s college, the finish in this game literally could not have happened in that Stanford/Notre dame game.

It’s funny because he doesn’t talk to his dad.

“You really have to feel bad for Rick Pitino,” said no one ever.

I’m sure Pitino will drown out his sorrows in a local Louisville prostitute.