If people will pay, why not. It’s called ‘capitalism’.

As your name indicates, you are a monster.

If there was logic to this show, someone on Rick’s side would’ve killed him already just to be done with the Trump-level simpleton hypocrite. “If they take and kill, we end them!” exhorts Rick.

Maggie gets skinnier as she gets pregnanter.

Well then we just BLEW YOUR GODDAMN MIND

It didn’t matter to the outcome of the vote, but it will matter going forward. Devon didn’t have to reveal his loyalty. He now has the choice to act as if he was going to vote out Allen. So really, it did end up being an advantage for him.

Shitty job, Internet.

I remember my classic “kissing another girl” character I performed for a long-ago girlfriend. It didn’t go over well.

When I do something shitty, it’s usually just character work. So this checks out.

They say if you repeat “Centerfield for 25 yrs” 3x in the mirror she shows up at your home to teach you and your family how to hit the catcher in the face from center.

Not really my point, but you do realize that she didnt actually want to take over throwing, right?

Pretty bummed that Patrick went out so early. I can see how his schtick was annoying to the tribe, but I felt like we would vibe well. I like his energy and and sense of humor. Although, it was pretty hilarious how quickly his smile was wiped off his face when he got voted out.

This Just In: Lauren played Centerfield for 25 years. Its important to her that you know this.

This is so triggering for me. I was up last night really late just crying because this reminds me of my assault. I honestly think there should start being trigger warnings on the tops of these articles for people who aren’t as strong as I am.

This nerd at work last week ordered Chinese food and requested”not too spicy” for his orange chicken and I wanted to punch him

That depends on if you want to use the Arabic or French pronunciation. Same with sorbet. “Sher-bet” and “Sor-bet” don’t sound as classy to me as “Sher-bay” and “Sor-bay”. Regardless, Americans created sherbet by adding milk to sorbet, so I guess we could call it Fruity McFreezycream if we wanted.

This. And it’s physically unpleasant to pronounce. Sherbert is just a better word. Since “everyone” says sherbert and not sherbet, than the word is sherbert and the “correct” spelling of the word will eventually change to match the colloquialism.

So if I’m at an event and Pence is there, all I have to do to get him to leave is to kneel? Shouldn’t this be on Lifehacker?

So instead of giving us a time-stamp for Trump’s alleged claim you serve up a nearly 28-minute video for us to sit through? Talk about burying the lede.

Bullshit, take Arrival off.