This guy doesn’t even look black. This is fake news.

Was Anthony Napoli for real or is he a character? If he’s a character then he’s a brilliant comedic actor. I couldn’t stop laughing at the interactions between him and Nathan. But if he’s not acting, then he’s just a lunatic. Either way, I can’t wrap my head around his existence.

No, he’s saying they were all so clever at the time that they made this Xmas card to prove how clever they were, and how jingles were so lowbrow, as demonstrated in this clever Xmas card. It’s very inception-esque. He refers to how “really good agencies” would send these cards out. So apparently, there is a class…

This guy is the most confusing celebrity there is. He’s so annoying, I don’t get it. How/why do people enjoy watching him yell?

WTf is this? He did this same shtick on Howard Stern the other day, acting all casual about it, like it was off the cuff. Now he’s just making the rounds with this act? He’s a phony.

I like how he thinks his “___ bells” Christmas card is genius, while his baby back ribs song is embarrassing. Ok, guy.

How active and available are the online players? Do you have to sit around for 20 minutes waiting for a game to start? etc.

How active and available are the online players? Do you have to sit around for 20 minutes waiting for a game to…

Holy crap, now these Einsteins are also inventing Wikipedia! First they invented the laptop, then video games, then the mouse, then the Apple OS, then American Online, then the Internet, then Google, then Facebook, so sure why not Wikipedia. And of course they’re doing all this in the 80s. I can’t remember everything…

Meh, that was disappointing.

I’ve heard two of his songs, this Bike one and the one from the guy from The Walkmen, Hamilton Theilfhoousersomething. The guy has such a great sound, looking forward to this album. Oh, and Discovery from a few years back, that was awesome, too! I didn’t know he was from that. Good times.

Gaslighting? Is that a thing I should know? Do I want to bother googling it?

I was sooo distracted by that huge zit on the lead actress’s forehead. It’s right between her eyes, I couldn’t look away. Then I saw the season preview at the end of the episode and it’s there all season! Why can’t they get rid of that with makeup? Burn that thing off or something.

I can’t vote on shows anymore? That’s disappointing.

This news doesn’t make sense.

Bleh, that looks like Kristen Wiig in the pic. Is she in this? Has she ever been in anything good other than Bridesmaids, and she was clearly the weak link in that flick.

Hmm, ok. Maybe I didn’t read it close enough. Seems like we have a lot of teriyaki places down here in Los Angeles, but I guess it doesn’t compare.

This site keeps saying chicken teriyaki is a Seattle thing. I don’t understand that, teriyaki is everywhere. Every sushi restaurant offers bento boxes with chicken teriyaki option. There are a couple of fast food chains that offer chicken teriyaki. Is it really that hard to find outside of Seattle? I don’t think so.

What is this in reference to?

Hilary is everything that’s wrong with the Democratic party. I hope they can get their shit together quickly or we’ll be stuck with more Trumps.

This isn't true. The whole reason I go to Trader Joes is to get food they don't have at Ralphs.