Well yeah, she's like 40 years old and he's Chris Pratt.

This is a non-story. We could host the Olympics in Los Angeles next week without spending a dime. We already have all the venues. We’re already building new roads and new public transportation and new stadiums, and constantly building more housing and hotels. We’re already working on the homeless situation. We aren’t…

So this “concourse” section is for cranky old fuckers who want the young’ns to stay off their lawns? Simmer down.

27-month old? Fucker.

Yeah, just that one problem.

Talk about clickbait. Or the headline was written by someone who’s never seen a baseball game before.

What?

Accomplished playwright? What?

In Canada they call macaroni and cheese a "Kraft Dinner" which always cracks me up. Nerds!

I wish I could sing.

He might as well quit. He’s just another sad tale like Greg Oden.

They’ve known for years when Obama’s presidency would end. They had all that time to plan ahead. Plus ambassadors are wealthy and probably own nice homes they can move back to with ease. Simmer down.

These ambassadors only had four years to find a new job. Quit yer bitchin.

She refers to herself as “pretty lil thing”

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I didn’t even think that was a thing to be looking for. And I don’t read all the analysis and predictions online. And I don’t spend any time thinking about it when the show is not airing. Worked like a charm!

“He seen the rainbow and seen the gold”? What is that?

In other words, no, it's just like every other freeway here in Los Angeles.

Performance art? Brilliant? That's a stretch. More likely it's an old guy who doesn't know what to do with twitter.

This is morbid, but Tony Dungy’s son killed himself because his father wouldn’t accept his lifestyle. And everyone ignores this fact and pretends it never happened, and treats Dungy like a great man.

This just isn’t true. Unless your tastebuds are dull, the difference between name brand and generic food is totally obvious. It’s possible generic even tastes better sometimes, but they are definitely not the same.