Wow the title of this article is so misleading. The writer lost a bet and had to pay up. The title makes it sound like the owner took advantage somehow. Tacky article.

I thought that was a harmless, interesting anecdote. I never heard of someone who wants burned toast. Deadspin needs to simmer down.

I remember driving through this a couple of days after it happened. Craziest thing I’ve ever seen, but there weren’t that many bodies. They didn’t sit in their vehicles waiting to get bombed. Iraqis were great at running away and surrendering.

And in Los Angeles you can’t watch Dodger games no matter what you do because they’re only televised for 30% of the people who live here!

What about those of us who live in LA and are getting these two crappy teams shoved down our throats? And we have to drive to shit-hole Inglewood if we want to see a game? Does this mean we have to watch Rams games on TV every weekend now, instead of whatever good game Fox is showing? Nobody asked for this.

This is the worst casino advice I’ve ever read. Kudos.

So number 1 on your list is a rocket launcher. Great job.

Lol problem solved.

Nope, still sucks.

You forget how hot Kirstie Alley used to be!

Watching that dude fight is very homoerotic. It’s confusing.

Those two dudes should fight.

I agree. It was clearly a formal event, everyone else wearing suits, and he shows up in ratty shorts and a Madonna t-shirt. No class.

MLB players complaining about the strike zone is like NBA players whining about every foul called against them. Tedious. It’s just part of the game, move on.

I disagree that you can’t beat the market. My returns average 20-30% the last 10 years, as high as 70%. You can’t beat the market if you’re lazy and just randomly choose stocks based on some screaming head on TV or advice from a random website. If you do just a little research, it’s not that hard to find stocks that…

This is an incredibly accurate list! I can’t disagree with any of it. Kudos!

Tear that shithole down, pave over every inch of it. This is one of the flagship cities of America, a place like that should not exist. I don’t care.

I disagree that you always have to wear a suit. It’s not that cut and dry anymore. Lifehacker offers a lot of horrible advice for job interviews, but this article is actually spot-on about researching the company’s culture before an interview. You can dress nice without wearing a suit.

Doesn't Dove advertise itself as "99.9% moisturizing cream"? So they were honest about not being soap.

This was a great article that takes a logical approach to these jobs. These jobs are perfect for young people with no work experience, or as a part-time job to supplement an income. Something like that. It’s not a full-time career to support your family (unless you enter one of their management programs). 9 bucks an…