I can't think of anything worse than being a vampire and living forever with no penis. As we've learned from True Blood, if there's one thing vampires love more than sucking blood, it's fucking.

I started reading the comments here. Wow, a lot of people really hate this reviewer. That's bizarre. Also bizarre is how passionate people are about this horrible show. Guess it's a success.

Good, fun episode. My one thing about the season is that the writers are doing a rough job with Cameron, or maybe the actress is the problem. She overreacts to everything, she's just a complete spaz. I guess that's her character, maybe bipolar. On a tv show, it's hard to get behind someone like that, always on the…

lol the First Amendment. Ooo burn

Yikes, pretty weak year for games so far if this is the best.

Lol this guy went to college to work at deadspin.

The premise of this article is flawed. I don't think the bronies are interested in horse penises.

#3 is the best goal. I can't even see what's going on in #1.

This whole article is like a foreign language. Especially: "Both play in Ligue 1, Aurier for Toulouse FC and Rodriguez for AS Monaco, and both caught the gaze of the English transfer-rumor Eye of Sauron before heading to Brazil." Whuuut? Lol soccer.

It's just too bad that nobody here in LA was able to watch it since the Dodger games aren't on tv for 90% of us. Fucking Time Warner Cable. Ridiculous.

1.3 BAC?? Them Russkies know how to booze it up!

Where do I buy indie games?

Exactly. The same as others, but with a lot of bad dialogue and bad acting.

The Wire. I've been stuck in the middle of Season 3 for about two years. I'll probably never finish it. It's just tedious, and the acting is mostly horrible.

Eddie Murphy and David Spade already confirmed he won't host SNL because of what Spade did on the show. He made some lame falling star joke about Eddie and Eddie took it way too personally. No speculation required.

That Füd part was hilarious!

Why did Jack tell Audrey she had to leave? He was very forceful about it, like if she didn't leave that second he would start humping her leg. Ah, I think I just answered my own question.

Why don't you go whing yourself. Turn off your internet, turd.

No not Blood vs Water again. Bleh, I did not enjoy that season so much with all the crying and over the top emotional outbursts.

God damn I hate Memorial Day. It's on Monday, so why do they have to skip next week's episode? Stupid.