Oof, that's some list of duds. And yet I know this actor and he's awesome in everything I've seen him in. Someone with such a string of uninteresting projects shouldn't be as well known as he is, and actually shouldn't still be getting this much work. He's got that great identity, but the right people just haven't…

Hmmm, ok maybe.

How do you figure that? I haven't seen any reference to a change in the final three format.

I think my expectations for this show are too high because this didn't feel like an A episode to me. They set the bar too high and it's hard to hit it. Also, why did Elizabeth have to pretend to be the wife of the guy who was killed? And also doesn't he know that the husband and wife were both killed? They made a big…

Janeane Garofalo looks great, but she sounds like 60-year-old Lucille Ball. What happened? She must be smoking three packs a day. That was slightly disturbing.

His name is Lorne? How does everyone know that? Is that a common name in Minnesota? When the cop tells his daughter to search for him she just types in "Lorne" without even asking. I thought they were saying Lauren.

I just realized there's nothing I watch on ABC. That's crazy. None of their new shows interest me either. I'm totally in their top demographic, so they're failing.

I liked it better when the AV Club was not reviewing this show.

Maybe she was a bad writer.

Yelawolf is playing there.

I like how the announcer at the beginning has a lisp. Classic!

What?

Why watch a new show on NBC? They cancel everything. I wait a few weeks for those rare occasions when an NBC show has "good" ratings and there's a chance they'll keep it. When was the last comedy that made it to a 2nd season on NBC? Community? Parks? Those were barely hanging on and NBC treats them like junk. How is…

Wait, what? They're making three more Avatar movies? Who is making this? Why is it taking so long? I think Avatar was from 2005.

You are incorrect, sir.

The third one is the best one because it doesn't have Speilberg's sappy touch. And no creepy children. Just action!

No, this doesn't work. You can't just summarize everything about young Annakin in one sentence during the opening scroll and then move on to something more interesting. Maybe you don't like the kid or how George Lucas told his backstory, but the whole point of doing Episodes 1, 2, 3 was to show where Darth Vader came…

These are surprisingly tame. I expected more from the animals on twitter.

Stop trying to justify your flith. And calm down with all your rage.

Right, I'm sure you clean it first. lol! Just don't invite me over for dinner, thanks.