Who cares about the cars being green? This is just about us not having to pay for gas anymore!

Deadspin is so proud of itself, figuring out what we've all known about ESPN for 15 years. It's just a tabloid rag.

Yes, do this if you hate your dog.

I never want to see this channel. Good job, Fox.

Right on, Deadspin! And don't forget the biggest drug offender in MLB history, Barry Bonds. El Zilcho. He continues to roam the earth with his baseball "records" intact, even after being found guilty in court. If baseball was really serious about cleaning up the game, they'd go back and retroactively suspend Barry…

I didn't ask for this, I don't want this, I hope Dish continues to keep it off my system. I don't want to be forced to pay for it. If anything, make it one of those special bullshit tiers you have to pay extra to get.

Yeah except where the hell do you get Kirin beer at Dodger Stadium? And why would you order that at the game?

Haha that was great! The ending kind of threw me off with that drunk fake cop though.

This was so ahead of the curve that I never heard of it before. No equal!!

I didn't say he was Faulkner. He writes about football, it's not brain surgery. He's a pretty good writer and he offers way more insight than most of the hacks at ESPN.

Why are there so many negative comments about Peter King here? When did everyone start hating him? And why? That doesn't make any sense to me. He just writes about football, and he's a pretty good writer. What more do you people want from him?

I don't understand what I'm looking at. Chalk art? How are there pixels? And I'm pretty sure those trucks are real.

Wait, and Superman also killed the Joker? The Joker from Batman? What's going on here?

Superman killed Lois Lane? What? Give me more details on that.

I like how you assume that if you opt-out, these websites will honor that and stop collecting your data. That's kind of naive, isn't it?

Everyone freaks out about the NSA "spying" on us (like they're really listening to a billion calls a day and reading billions of emails, whatever), but then companies like Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc., only exist thanks to their spying technology and the revenue it generates for them in ad sales. The government is…

Wow, it's been a horrible year for movies so far if this is the best you can come up with.

Whatever. After 25 years there's finally some hope in Dodger Stadium! It's like when we got Manny, except without all of his drugs and other nonsense.

How old is the kid who wrote this, 24? What does he know about working? And he cofounded his own business. Why would I take advice from someone like that about how my daily grind as a regular employee should be spent? However, he seems to have done some research, so I'll give him that. Science.

What is this reference to Mike Florio's "lifelong itinerary of bad decisions"? What did I miss? What has he done in his past? Who is he? Links something.