For once, the stupid deadspin headline was actually appropriate! This is the greatest.

Wtf is noodge?

Sexy! Right?

Astonishing. Simmer down.

Judges are assholes.

That's a stupid joke. Go back to 1985 where you came from.

I thought that was pretty amusing. TJ is a funny guy. This Deadspin writer needs to loosen up. I'm not even sure what he's whining about.

Come on, it's New Jersey. Who really cares what's going on there?

1. Why do I care if anyone hacks my twitter account? What can they do, send inappropriate tweets? How embarrassing. I guess?

Yeah great job in the playoffs, Clippers. Maybe that's why they fired the coach.

I'd be more concerned with deformed drunken Jesus on my back. Has the artist ever seen a human nose or eyes? Back to art school, Skippy.

What the fuck is a Whosay account? Urlacher couldn't do better than that? Weak.

Looks like a VCR from 1985. Great job, Microsoft.

Nah, he's kind of an asshole.

Matt Kemp! Makes me proud to be a Dodgers fan (very little else does).

I don't know. This is like if instead of Jackie Robinson, the first black player was a journeyman middle reliever. I guess it's something, a start.

Fuck delta gamma. That's a bunch of bullshit.

Can't this stuff go on another one of your stupid sites? This food shit is annoying on this SPORTS blog — or whatever the fuck deadspin is supposed to be nowadays, with bullshit movie reviews and porn and now food and blah blah blah.

This Dom character is easily amazed.

Oh how exciting.