Devin McCourty just won a night with Gisele.

As you can see from the video, Jason Chimera's nose makes direct, forceful contact with Chimera's head, resulting in an injury. Though the nose is not a repeat offender, this hit clearly shows a disregard for an opponent's safety. Chimera's nose will be suspended for 3 games.

RIP

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

Finally he shoots something else off!

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

The sad thing is here is that Ryan Leaf would've identified the coverage, altered the protection, called a short hot route, and then immediately have pooped his pants and gotten a delay of game penalty.

To Romo's credit, it was courteous of him to physically collapse in October instead of figuratively collapsing in December as per usual.

The 2nd table set there for decapitations? Man, good thing that table gave way or it coulda been real ugly.

I hate the mockery my favorite team has become. I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns.

I've had five Bud Lights and only half a takeout box of Pad Thai so far today, so adjust this praise accordingly, but I audibly guffawed at this. So stupid and so effective.

I think I was going to explode if you guys didn't cover this story. Thank you for giving it the attention it deserves. Kathleen Hale is a deeply disturbed person. It's horrifying to see so many people—including writers I thought highly of—defend her actions. If she had been a man, no one would be calling her piece…

Looks like it was discussed in Judy Blume's "Superfudge." 10-11 years old sounds about right.

The ref could have blown the play a bit earlier rather than waiting, but you can see from the video, everyone thought it was a hard hit not an injury. Even the trainer doesn't get out on the ice until just before the play is blown dead.

I think the "raise the roof" is him pretending to hold the Cup. Brad Marchand has done that in the past.

I'm sorry, but the universe doesn't owe you entertainment. Get a job and a life.

"So what can you do?"